Funniest damn post...
- Drew can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Drew, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Drew.
Ok, that's just a DAMN rumor and hasn't been proven.- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Drew!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Drew state'.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Drew!
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Drew, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
Now that has been proven. And all died with a smile on their faces.- Grapes explode if you put them inside Drew.
I think that was the cause of at least one of the climber's death. - By tradition, a girl standing under Drew cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- Drew can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
2 Comments:
At 5/19/2006 06:55:00 PM,
Unknown said…
Cute, I typed my name in and it made no fewer than three references to me as a celestial body of some sort. Damn fat jokes.
At 5/23/2006 09:10:00 PM,
Drew said…
sorry... I was amused by what I got... that's sometimes the problem with random thought genarators(sp), sometimes they're just funny once or twice and then they repeat themselves or get stupid.
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