Random Fun!

It's time for the The Euphemism Generator which promises "Hit "Reload" for ENDLESS FUN."

It gives such wackiness like


You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were burping the lizard.

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently unleashing the Polish tin hose.

Every morning, he woke up toggling the smurf.

As the kids say, she was passing the wife's leather vector.

and of course after reading all these...

I feel like soiling the wax manual.