Test Time

So while I'm still trying to forgo the holiday mems I took some tests...

Your Penis Name Is...

Curious George

Penis Name Generator

OOkkk... that's an interesting one...

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

And like Evan, seems my eyes be the right colour as they are brown.

Your Heart Is Pink

In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't. Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time. Your flirting style: Coy Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant What you bring to relationships: Romance

What Color Heart Do You Have?

I got the next one from work... Not surprised who I got BUT that said am peeved as my boss, whom I don't like got Flash... and that's not fair.
Your results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 85% Hulk 60% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Catwoman 50% Batman 45% Iron Man 45% Superman 40% Supergirl 20% Wonder Woman 15%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test


I'm fine with Spidey as I can live with being a witty geek. However that said... I was amused/more peeved that the boss' compatriot who's making work tres annoying got spiderman... and when I told my boss that I got spiderman- he pointed out that we two must be alot alike. AS IF.

Elasticity You're powers are 77% Mental, 72% Emotional, and 77% Physical!

Probably the most versatile of powers, you have Elasticity! You can stretch parts of your body in all manners of ways. It's a very underestimated power. With this you can fight with amazing power, reach long distances, slip into places too small for most people, and take hits like few can. You're a benefit to anyone's super team, and perfect for nearly any occasion. If you want someone more submissive, try any of these for sidekicks: Absorption, you can teach them how deflecting shots back at the opponents works best. Illusions, your own stretched form might help them understand how to use thier powers to greater effect with less effort. Super Senses, your multiple talents might teach them to expand their own abilities. If you want someone your equal, try another Elastic, you'll understand and work off of each other's powers. If you want someone more dominant, try any of these for mentors: Laser Eyes, their precision shots will hone your own extended melee skills. Size Control, their control over size will teach you to do the same with your own powers. Time Control, their understanding of when tings should occur will help you be in the right place at the right time. Your nature and all-around skills makes it so there's really no one you should avoid.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 22% on Mental You scored higher than 20% on Emotional You scored higher than 67% on Physical

Link: The Latent Super Power Test written by Quixotico on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

And I don't remember who Aleph is but apparently I'm him/her

Aleph You scored 64 good, 55 a leader, and 57 selfless!

You're really quite neutral. I'm interested to see whether you stay in this mindset for the rest of your life, or if it's merely transitional. You don't have very strong opinions about how the world should run, what should happen, or how people should act. You're somewhat indifferent to all of it, but that doesn't stop you having your own fun. You have a lot of potential. You're great at giving advice and guiding people along the path of life. You're extremely unbiased. However, your own life seems temporarily stuck in limbo. When it comes to creativity, you're the best. You have a real eye for detail, fact, and strategy. However, if you act on your thoughts is another matter entirely. You may also have a talent for breathing life into others. Otherwise you're just an opportunist.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 78% on goodness You scored higher than 53% on leadership You scored higher than 32% on selflessness

Link: The Xena Character Test written by EphieC on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

And speaking of Geekness

Geek Rising You scored 58% In Obscure Geek Knowledge!

Well Done! This is a score to be proud of...well, not too proud, that might get you beat up.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 55% on OGK

Link: The Obscure Geek Knowledge (OGK) Test written by joshjg on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Very evolved Human You are 55 evolved !

Impressive. You are a feat arent you! You are both mentally and physically advanced. You are a 'Sentient Being', people like George Bush and Tony Blair should be your pets! Being above most of the population in your understanding life can be dull and pointless. Use your advantage to your advantage and exploit the stupidity and predictive behavior of the cavemen to make life more entertaining.But being Sentient you probably wont will you. Ahwell but remember your not equipped for the wild and its a jungle out there so always keep a mobile or laptop handy just incase, technology is your friend your not an animal anymore.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on evolved

Link: The HOW EVOLVED ARE YOU Test written by iamascientist on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

and finally I got my klondike for hannuka

crazy lady goes down 21 scenarios a, 24 scenarios b (send me a message if you are really curious what these numbers means).

You continue running toward your car. Once inside you speed away from the beach in pursuit of a convenience store. You simply have to find a Klondike Bar. Somehow you get lost and you wind up on a deserted road. At this point you are hungry and frustrated and you park your car. You are getting delirious. You take out your miniature telescope and decide to look for the nearest town. To your amazement you actually find a Klondike Bar lying on the ground many miles away. You decide that you are going to drive to it. Once you start the car again you immediately realize that your brakes are gone. This is a nightmare! You consider driving toward the Klondike Bar but decide that it is too dangerous. You decide to wait by the road and hope that somebody will come by. An hour later a van drives by. Coincidently enough it is from the very nursing home that your great aunt happens to reside in! They offer you a lift and you jump in. Once back at the nursing home you decide to have a quick visit before calling for assistance. On your way toward your aunt's room you encounter a crazy old woman. She wants to thumb wrestle you and pledges a Klondike Bar if you win but something quite unpleasant if you lose. You decide to accept the challenge. You have no problem at all beating the old lady. Your car is stranded an hour away and your family probably wants to kill you, but you definitely get your Klondike Bar!

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 42% on scenarios A You scored higher than 11% on scenarios B

Link: The What'll u do for Klondike Bar Test written by thebestonehere on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test